June 2012
Off to Bristol! See you tomorrow, Tumblr.
The United States of America on college education
- Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
- USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
- Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
- USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
- Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
- USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
- Never not reblogging this.
nobody ever gets shot at taco cabeza: miss-ari-berry:laralaralara:delladilly:slattern: i’m not prepared for... →
heisenbergsays.tumblr.com
miss-ari-berry:laralaralara:delladilly:slattern:
i’m not prepared for adulthood
- what are taxes and how do you “do” them
- what is balancing a checkbook like do you just walk around with a checkbook on your head like in a posh finishing school to improve posture
- what if you…
I don’t even know how to express myself right now from the confines of my world of tears but I’m just saying that dharma-bum, myslumberingheart, and prettybrilliantfunny all can probably take a good guess at what I’ve just done.
Hint: rhymes with Schmoctor Schmonna.
I feel as if leaving would be much easier if I could still use my Oxford email and if my Bod card didn’t expire. Not even because I would want to come back immediately and use them, but purely for the symbolic reminder that this city, which has made a thousand indelible impressions on me, maybe wouldn’t forget me so easily either.
